Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCAddison Shepherd Quotes
DEREK: "You know what I like? I like that we're civilized. We're these adult grown-up people who can be divorced and friendly. We deserve a medal."
ADDISON: "It wasn't a one night stand."
DEREK: "What?"
ADDISON: "Mark and I, it wasn't a one-night stand. I was in love with him. Or at least I thought I was. After you left, we lived together for two months. I wanted to believe that we could make it work, that I hadn't thrown my marriage away, that I hadn't thrown my life away on a fling. But he's Mark, and, well, I caught him with someone else, and then Richard called. We both had relationships with other people. We're both equally liable for everything, so please... take the brownstone."
DEREK: [pauses] "All I want is Seattle. I want Seattle and want never to see you again."
COUNSELOR: "Derek says that neither of you brought any assets into the marriage."
ADDISON: "I had my trust fund, and a sparkling personality... uh, and a futon couch."
DEREK: "Yes, Addison had a very ugly, very heavy futon couch."
ADDISON: "Whatever happened to that couch?"
DEREK: "We gave it to Mark. She can have him."
ADDISON: "I don't want him."
DEREK: "Well that's settled. What else?"
MEREDITH: [on painkillers] "I'm trying to choose between two men."
ADDISON: [turns to leave] "Okay. Well. Good luck with that!"
MEREDITH: "How did you know Derek was the one?"
ADDISON: "Excuse me?"
MEREDITH: "I know you hate me and you don't owe me anything. Nothing. No... What was I saying-"
ADDISON: "Derek."
MEREDITH: "Right, I want him to be the one. But I would know if he was the one, right? You knew, right?"
ADDISON: "You don't... I didn't. I didn't know. It's just... Derek's the kinda guy I just knew wouldn't hurt me. Not on purpose anyway. Not the way I hurt him."
MEREDITH: "He hurt me, when he chose you."
ADDISON: [sighs] "I should have let him go. I should have stepped aside, been a better person. I should've a lot of things."
MEREDITH: "Me too, a lot of things."
"Karev! As of now you are officially off my service, but for what it's worth, I think you are going to miss me."
MEREDITH: "How come we never talked like this before?"
ADDISON: "The only reason I am talking like this now is because I know that you won't remember a single word of this once the drugs wear off."
MIRANDA: "Since when do you 'get out?'"
ADDISON: "Clearly, I'm not myself today."
MIRANDA: "Never would have figured Mark Sloan to be your type."
ADDISON: "He's not... he's not... What is he doing here? He's not supposed to be here. I can't have him here, I can't. He's supposed to be in New York. I can't function with him here. I'm a professional here, people respect me here, but when he's here I'm just... I'm..."
MIRANDA: "A woman who gets the hots for man candy and cheats on her husband."
ADDISON: "That is rude. And unkind. And completely true. And oh my God, what am I gonna do?"
MIRANDA: "For starters, you can keep your knees closed in his presence."
ADDISON: "Miranda!"
MIRANDA: "You asked. And also, you can remember, that no man, not Derek, not Mark, defines who you are."
CRISTINA: [to Mer, but everyone hears] "Are you pregnant?"
ADDISON: [to Derek] "An adulterous love child?"
DEREK: "Goes along with an adulterous sociopath."
DEREK: "Were you talking to Meredith?"
ADDISON: "I was."
DEREK: "But-"
ADDISON: "Don't hurt her again, Derek."
ADDISON: "You bellowed, Dr. Grey?"
MEREDITH: "Hi!"
ADDISON: "You certainly are."
ALEX: "Why not just cut me loose and let me in on a surgery where I might actually learn something?"
ADDISON: "Mark Sloan's burn case."
ALEX: "I'm going into plastics anyway."
ADDISON: "You think that Mark Sloan has anything to teach you? He's just like you. He's only looking out for himself."
ALEX: "So what? Your patient's looking out for herself, you're looking out for yourself."
ADDISON: "No, I'm not, actually."
ALEX: "Well, maybe you should be."
MEREDITH: "Megan? Oh... hi."
ADDISON: "Weren't you just up on 3?"
MEREDITH: "Well we lost a patient, a little girl. And I was just trying..."
ADDISON: "Why don't you pick a floor and stay on it and I'll pick a floor and stay on that becuase I really need a moment or two without you. Your face pops up in my head and your panties show up in my husband's pocket, really, you're everywhere, and I need a moment or two without you."
MEREDITH: "I get that."
ADDISON: "Thanks."
MARK: "We're good together."
ADDISON: "We aren't. You need to go home."
MARK: "Come back with me."
ADDISON: "You're insane. You're not going back... I'm not going back to New York."
MARK: "Because it was just about the sex."
ADDISON: [slaps him as they almost kiss] "Oh! Um... okay. Wel... goodbye."
MARK: "Bye."
