Grey's Anatomy

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DEREK: "Hey! Good Morning Addison!"
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
DEREK: "It's a greeting. Used in civilized cultures by their civilized inhabitants."
ADDISON: "You're smiling."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's called happiness. I understand why you wouldn't recognize it."
ADDISON: "Woah, woah, woah, wait, wait wait. We're, uh, being mature about this."
DEREK: "Yes, we are going to peacefully coexist in this hospital. Unless you've reconsidered moving back to New York. [pauses] Okay then, we will peacefully coexist."
ADDISON: "Interesting."

ADDISON: "Did you see that?"
RICHARD: "Hmm?"
ADDISON: "Sloan. He's using his interns to pick up his dry cleaning, and his lunch!"
RICHARD: [leaves] "I've got to do an endoscopy."

ADDISON: "What is this?"
MARK: "Lunch. Want my pickle?"

CALLIE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: [sobbing] "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm good."
CALLIE: "Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it but I'll be really pissed because I don't know you that well."

ADDISON: "Ted, Jamie... I need to talk to you. About the baby."
TED: "Dr. Montgomery..."
JAMIE: "You have to say it. I won't believe it, unless you say it. You have to say it."

ADDISON: "They are a happy couple. Look at them. They love each other. They should have everything. Happy people should have happy things happen to them... I better go tell them."
CALLIE: "Wait. The moment you tell them, they won't be happy anymore.. Give them a few more minutes. Let them be happy. A few more minutes."

RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]

GEORGE: "Noelle was born with two uteruses. Uteri."
ADDISON: "Uteruses."
GEORGE: "Uteruses."

"I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to my patient's fianceé."

MARK: "At least now you don't have to feel guilty anymore."
ADDISON: "Shut up."

ADDISON: "Well it seems that your IUD has dislodged from your uterus, hooked onto your husband's piercing and is embedded in your vaginal wall."
JENNIFER: "Did she say piercing?"
MEREDITH: "Daughter."
ADDISON: "Perfect."

IZZIE: "Hey, you're Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepard right? That's a lot of names, a lot of rich sounding names. You're rich, right? That's rude. That's a rude question. It's just that I'm rich now too."
GEORGE: "You're not rich until you deposit that check."
IZZIE: "Do you ever feel guilty?"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry?"
IZZIE: "Being rich. 'Cause I have all this money now and I don't really feel like I did anything to deserve it. And I can't really talk to my friends about it because... they're all so poor."
GEORGE: "Standing right here, Izzie."
ADDISON: "Deposit the check, Stevens. Just start there okay? And um, the guilt will wear itself out."

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Nobody's memory is perfect or complete. We jumble things up. We lose track of time. We are in one place... then another and it all feels like one long, inescapable moment. So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? It's just like my mother used to say, the carousel never stops turning. You can't get off.

Meredith

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)