Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCAlex Karev Quotes
ALEX: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev, you did such a good job today that I'm going to talk to Dr. Bailey and have you assigned to my service."
ALEX: "What? For how long?"
ADDISON: "For as long as I want. Your ass is mine until I say otherwise. Congratulations."
IZZIE: "How can someone be so offensive, yet so charming all at the same time?"
ALEX: "It's an art form."
[to Meredith] "Look... I'm just saying you can talk to me if you want, because, you know, even if I repeat every word you say, no one around here likes me. They'd just call me a liar and move on."
IZZIE: "Why do you do that?"
ALEX: "Do what?"
IZZIE: "Act like an ass whenever any one but me is around. They hate you enough as it is."
MEREDITH: [to Derek] "Stop talking to me like you're my boyfriend. Stop talking to me... at all!" [Storms out]
ALEX: "Dude, that was rough."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."
MEREDITH: "Obviously I can't go out with him, right?"
ALEX: "Do I look like a chick to you? Do I look like I care about yeast cream or tingling feelings? He's not on drugs or in jail or keeping body parts in his basement. If you wanna do 'em, do 'em."
MEREDITH: "Not do him. Date him. I'm not doing anybody. I'm knitting."
"Surgery is the only specialty at the hospital where we don't waste time getting to know the patients. They're slabs of meat, and we're butchers."
MEREDITH: "How do you know I did something and not George?"
ALEX: "Because. Bambi looks upset and you look guilty."
CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."
GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
NICOLE: "I'm like the oldest living prospective college freshman not to go to first base."
ALEX: "Don't worry. There are way bigger losers than you, trust me."
