Get Yang to carry a kid for you, she gets knocked up enough.

Alex to Meredith

George is dead and Izzie's gone. We're all different.

Sloan: Do you know what's going on with Avery? He seems so distant.
Alex: Do you want me to put a note in his locker?

I wouldn't have taken the surgery if I'd known I was breaking up the plastics posse.

You're a freak and I hate you.

Cristina: How small are your balls?
Alex: Meredith didn't talk to me for weeks for messing up her life. The balls are pretty small.

Her? You have nerd chub for Kepner?

Shepherd just kicked me off neuro because I don't piss myself every time I see a spine. The guy is a douche.

Bad Idea. Shepherd hates me, I hate the woods. You know there are bears out here.

You're supposed to have my back, I made a mistake. You have to forgive me. You guys are all I have.

Discharge her please. I'll pay you.

Owen: How'd she take it Karev?
Alex: Bitchy, cause she's a bitch.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.