She looked like a hamster when she first came out.

Cristina: Have you hit that?
Alex: Nah, she only goes for attendings. Next year.

He's got a lot of doctors in his corner, just make sure he has a parent.

You really know hot to take the fun out of a party.

She's on vacation from lost cause brain surgeries. She needs to have some fun today.

Ok, that's enough. They're ten, they're young and in love. Let them be cute.

Your's over mine, we're in the fine. Mine over yours, baby's in the morgue.

Alex: You look like hell, you should go home.
Meredith: Me? You smell bad, you should leave.

Get Yang to carry a kid for you, she gets knocked up enough.

Alex to Meredith

George is dead and Izzie's gone. We're all different.

Sloan: Do you know what's going on with Avery? He seems so distant.
Alex: Do you want me to put a note in his locker?

I wouldn't have taken the surgery if I'd known I was breaking up the plastics posse.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey