Get Yang to carry a kid for you, she gets knocked up enough.

Alex to Meredith

George is dead and Izzie's gone. We're all different.

Sloan: Do you know what's going on with Avery? He seems so distant.
Alex: Do you want me to put a note in his locker?

I wouldn't have taken the surgery if I'd known I was breaking up the plastics posse.

You're a freak and I hate you.

Cristina: How small are your balls?
Alex: Meredith didn't talk to me for weeks for messing up her life. The balls are pretty small.

Her? You have nerd chub for Kepner?

Shepherd just kicked me off neuro because I don't piss myself every time I see a spine. The guy is a douche.

Bad Idea. Shepherd hates me, I hate the woods. You know there are bears out here.

You're supposed to have my back, I made a mistake. You have to forgive me. You guys are all I have.

Discharge her please. I'll pay you.

Owen: How'd she take it Karev?
Alex: Bitchy, cause she's a bitch.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

If I did my job well, it's not because people listened to me. It's because they believed in me. Believed that I knew them well enough and believed in them enough to tell them how and when to use their brilliance.


There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.