Alex Karev Quotes
Lexie: He solicited a patient for money.
Cristina: What are hooking now?
Alex: No my African kid thing.
Patient: Oh, don't pretend to be smart, you crooked, little bastard.
Alex: And don't pretend you're poor, you evil, old bitch.
You know happens when you break the rules, Mer? You get a hundred thousand bucks.
I'm sure she's pretty much going to go crazy or get cancer, shot by a gunman, or get hit by a truck, so don't get your hopes up Karev's big happily ever after.
Cristina: Yesterday we were at her stupid baby shower.
Meredith: I take it back. You can be Callie's baby's god-mother.
Alex: If there's a baby to god-mother.
You're gonna screw your way to the top. I'm impressed.
All these people in here, and you came to talk to me. You like me.
I'm not an eye guy. I don't know how this crap works.
Maybe it's glaucoma. Hey, you can get a prescription for pot.
Alex: Can you even see me?
Meredith: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.
Yeah, well, you keep squinting like that, and you're going to get crow's feet, but I'm good at plastics. You want me to do something about that?
But right now I have a very important question for you. What is your favorite color?