Lexie: Right out of your butt.
Alex: Shut up.

If I do all of the logistical crap, I mean it's a project the hospital should fund, right?

Lexie: He solicited a patient for money.
Cristina: What are hooking now?
Alex: No my African kid thing.

Patient: Oh, don't pretend to be smart, you crooked, little bastard.
Alex: And don't pretend you're poor, you evil, old bitch.

You know happens when you break the rules, Mer? You get a hundred thousand bucks.

I'm sure she's pretty much going to go crazy or get cancer, shot by a gunman, or get hit by a truck, so don't get your hopes up Karev's big happily ever after.

Cristina: Yesterday we were at her stupid baby shower.
Meredith: I take it back. You can be Callie's baby's god-mother.
Alex: If there's a baby to god-mother.

You're gonna screw your way to the top. I'm impressed.

All these people in here, and you came to talk to me. You like me.

I'm not an eye guy. I don't know how this crap works.

Maybe it's glaucoma. Hey, you can get a prescription for pot.

Alex: Can you even see me?
Meredith: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Meredith: You're me.
Amelia: What?
Meredith: You're me before Derek. I can be here for you. I can do this. I get you. I can be a twisted sister for you. Just tell me how do you want to play this?

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)