Alex Karev Quotes
Lexie: Right out of your butt.
Alex: Shut up.
If I do all of the logistical crap, I mean it's a project the hospital should fund, right?
Lexie: He solicited a patient for money.
Cristina: What are hooking now?
Alex: No my African kid thing.
Patient: Oh, don't pretend to be smart, you crooked, little bastard.
Alex: And don't pretend you're poor, you evil, old bitch.
You know happens when you break the rules, Mer? You get a hundred thousand bucks.
I'm sure she's pretty much going to go crazy or get cancer, shot by a gunman, or get hit by a truck, so don't get your hopes up Karev's big happily ever after.
Cristina: Yesterday we were at her stupid baby shower.
Meredith: I take it back. You can be Callie's baby's god-mother.
Alex: If there's a baby to god-mother.
You're gonna screw your way to the top. I'm impressed.
All these people in here, and you came to talk to me. You like me.
I'm not an eye guy. I don't know how this crap works.
Maybe it's glaucoma. Hey, you can get a prescription for pot.
Alex: Can you even see me?
Meredith: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.