Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Alex Dunphy Quotes
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!
You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
Kenny: Hey I don't think we've met I'm Kenny.
Alex: And I'm disgusted.
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.
Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.
If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
Alex: So did you ever kiss another girl?
Gloria: That's no way to talk to your grandmother
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
