Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Alex Dunphy Quotes
Alex: So did you ever kiss another girl?
Gloria: That's no way to talk to your grandmother
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
Haley: This is kind of an important party.
Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
Alex: Haley, found your jacket.
Haley: WHY IS EVERYONE ON ME?
