Ugly Betty

Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 14)

[Amanda was drawing a sketch of Betty when Betty walks up]
Amanda: Wow they're even bigger than I remember!
[Amanda corrects eyebrows in sketch]
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Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.
Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!
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Marc: We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare
Amanda: That was a real scare you idiot, it just wasn't yours!
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Amanda: I'm still bored... watching nerd love is so tedious
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Amanda [to Henry]: Hey accounting man, looking for Betty? She's right down here
Amanda [to Betty]: What? I'm bored
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Amanda: You can do this, she's a model, shiny things confuse her. Okay, now just flirt with her, maybe even kiss her, and that bunny skirt will hop right off
Marc: Okay but if this is anything like my prom night you're paying for the therapy
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Amanda: Oh my god, Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth
Marc: Like that's so hard
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Amanda: Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice... that's like asking Britney Spears for parenting advice
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Amanda: So I sorted your mail according to three categories: people who are kissing you ass, people whose ass you should be kissing, and peoples who asses are like huge
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Amanda: an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous... and skinny
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