Amanda Tanen Quotes
Marc: Are you packing heat?
Amanda: Always
Marc: Amanda, I'm not flirting with you. Does anyone here have a gun?
Amanda: Look around. We're a bunch of unstable, hungry back-stabbing bitches. Do you really think anyone would sell us guns? Relax, have a drink
Amanda: What is the very first thing i ever said to you
Betty: Are you the before?
Amanda: Okay the second thing
Betty: Are you delivering something?
Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
Marc: What's that weird float over there?
Amanda: That's not a float. That's Betty
Amanda: What if [Wilhelmina] has hidden cameras in here
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras I'd have been fired a long time ago
He says he has to spend Thanksgiving with his wife and kids...I'm like.. grow a pair
I'm sorry you were looking at me and saying things... I wasn't listening
Is everything okay? The flag was only half masted
Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off
Ignacio: We have flan
Amanda: What's a flan?
Ignacio: It's delicious custard
Amanda: OH BRING IT!
Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it
Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?
