Ugly Betty

Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 12)

Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.
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Amanda: Shh. We'll get caught.
Marc: Please, if anybody hears us, they'll just think it's Christina stumbling around blind drunk, crying and making out with a mannequin.
Amanda: Again.
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Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: OMG. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
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Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
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Marc: He's mean gay
Amanda: So what? You're a mean gay too
Marc: Yes, but not to you
Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck
Marc: That's was constructive criticism..
Amanda: What am I supposed to do about it
Marc: As a friend, my job is only to point things out
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Squire: All quarrels in the middle ages are settled in one way... onn the log...or we lose our liquor license
[chanting .. log log log log..]
Amanda: Oh, it's about to get nerd nasty

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Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
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Amanda: I've been de-wenched!
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Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
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Marc: I'm not going stag, hag
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer
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