Ugly Betty

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Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 13)

Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"

Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages?
Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty
Amanda: Well who looks hot for everyone when they come in? These buttons don't just pop open by themselves
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 20: "Petra-Gate"

Tavares: Amanda, I love you. You are totally saving my behind.
Amanda: More like an A-plus-hind.
• Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Good morning sloppy
[Betty makes a face at her]
Amanda: What? I said good morning
• Rating: Unrated

Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like twelve-hundred times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Oh, someone's got their bitch on.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 19: "Punch Out"

Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
• Rating: Unrated

Amanda [to Alexis]: Just wanted to let you know that Nick left. Something about cheerleading finals on TV... and cocaine
• Rating: Unrated

Nick Pepper: Where do they keep the menus?
Amanda: Uh, do I look like I eat?
Nick Pepper: Well some of us do and have to work late. You would understand if you had something to do besides putting on lipstick
Amanda: Oh, and some of us should look into powdering our brown nose
• Rating: Unrated

[Betty and Christina walk by Amanda dressed for the club]
Amanda: Oh look, its Scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes
Christina: Guess what Amanda, Betty wears the same size shoe as you
• Rating: Unrated

Marc [about Nick Pepper]: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him
Amanda: I know why, because he's a suck up and he won't sleep with me
Marc: Me neither
[Marc knocks on wood]
• Rating: Unrated