The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Amy: Sheldon, aren't you gonna take care of me?
Sheldon: Me? No. I'm not that kind of doctor.
Amy: By rolling dice and playing make believe with little figurines?
Sheldon: Like a bunch of savages.
Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.
You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.
Amy: I'm sorry you're upset. You know, Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.
Sheldon: I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug.
Penny: Vegas here we come.
Bernadette: No husbands. No boyfriends. No rules
Amy: No rules. We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?
Penny: No.
Amy: So there are some rules.
Bernadette: Okay. No husbands. No boyfriends. Some rules.
Amy: Thank you. VEGAS!
They think our relationship is a joke. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.
Guys are hitting on us and not just to get to Penny.
Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.
Sheldon: Amy, there were Chinese food containers ... in the trash can.
Amy: Poor Leonard.
Penny: He's still mad at Leonard, huh?
Amy: Well, he's mad at you, too. He said you were the succubus that led his friend astray.
Penny: I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it, so that can't be good.
