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Amy: Sheldon, you're not a weirdo.
Sheldon: I wasn't speaking about me.

Sheldon: You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
Amy: More and more sure.

I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use someday.

Amy: ... if he weren't in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up and all died ... just like they did.
Sheldon: [jaw dropped]
Amy: Let me close that for you.

Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story.

Amy: When you told me I was going to be "losing my virginity," I didn't think you meant you'd be showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time.
Sheldon: My apologies. I chose my words poorly. I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch.

Sheldon: To the planetarium!
Penny: Let's go!
Leonard: To the Tar Pits!
Bernadette: Let's go!
Amy: There's a Neil Diamond concert next month.
Howard: Let's go!

Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of my enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: Yes. You're either with me or against me.
Amy: Do you want to take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.

Penny: He's still mad at Leonard, huh?
Amy: Well, he's mad at you, too. He said you were the succubus that led his friend astray.
Penny: I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it, so that can't be good.

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