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Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.

They think our relationship is a joke. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?

Penny: Vegas here we come.
Bernadette: No husbands. No boyfriends. No rules
Amy: No rules. We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?
Penny: No.
Amy: So there are some rules.
Bernadette: Okay. No husbands. No boyfriends. Some rules.
Amy: Thank you. VEGAS!

Amy: Missed one. Now your wish can't come true.
Sheldon: Lucky for you because I wished you were dead.

Sheldon: You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a-a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah. Sounds like a drag.

Amy: All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op...
Sheldon: ...tion. Okay.

Amy: I'm sorry you're upset. You know, Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.
Sheldon: I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug.

Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?

You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.

If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.

Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.

His quirks just make you love him more. ... Someone please agree with me.

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Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.

Sheldon

Raj: Okay, here's another one: if a zombie bites a vampire, and the vampire bites a human, does the human become a vampire or a zombie? Or, a zompire?

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