Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?

You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.

If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.

Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.

His quirks just make you love him more. ... Someone please agree with me.

Amy: Sheldon ... all Snow White needs is one small kiss to wake up.
Sheldon: Heard you the first time.

The world of science needs more women, but from an young age we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look than the power of our minds.

Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then, how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that we can stop the car right now.

Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.

A tumor would explain a lot.

Then, what the hell, Sheldon!?!

... cuz we out dropping science, son.

TBBT Quotes

Mrs. Cooper: Shelly! I'm so glad you're here!
Sheldon: I saw you having naked sex.

Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."