Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.

Now I know why Michael hated you so much.

I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.

I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.

I haven't proposed to anyone in years.

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.

Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.

Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.

What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.

Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.

You're the deuce I never wanna drop.

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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy
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