Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.

Now I know why Michael hated you so much.

I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.

I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.

I haven't proposed to anyone in years.

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.

Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.

Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.

What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.

Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.

You're the deuce I never wanna drop.

The Office Quotes

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael