Andy Bernard Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 4: "Garden Party"
Andy: Cheers, cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party.
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Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Andy: You do have a fantastic basement.
Darryl: I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey...Vick did his time.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Andy: Ow, ow!
Tattoo Artist: That was just the cotton swab.
Andy: Invest in softer cotton, sir.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Andy: Let's ink my stink!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Andy: I guess you could say I'm in one of those ass tattoo incentive situations.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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