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Andy Botwin Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7, Episode 10: "System Overhead"
Andy: It's fine. I've seen that show Life After People. This will all be reclaimed by the Earth soon enough. All swap and moss, weird looking birds.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 9: "Cats! Cats! Cats!"
Andy: How'd you get that?
Shane: I walked in and printed it out.
Andy: He's good.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 7: "Playing with Fire!"
Andy: Once upon a time, you sold dime bags at local sporting events. But now! Oh, wait. You’re selling dime bags at local sporting events. A somewhat circular journey, no? A spiral?
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Object Impermanence"
Andy: You have no idea how much it means to me that you believe in me.
Shane: I don't believe in you.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "A Hole In Her Niqab"
Andy: Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.
 • Rating: Unrated
Andy: There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Andy: Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 3: "Game-Played"
Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Retiring for motherhood? I knew something had to give.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "Bags"
Andy: We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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