Retiring for motherhood? I knew something had to give.

We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.

Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.

Nancy: I can't believe you let him stay.
Andy: I can't believe you don't understand why.

Nancy: Where's Silas?
Andy: He's not coming.

(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.

Andy: Bro five. What up. L'chaim.
Club owner: What?
Andy: Nothing. I forgot where I was for a second.

Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.

Guy that they hit: Give me a hundred bucks and we'll call it a day.
Andy: That seems to be the popular number these days.

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