Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSAndy Torres Quotes
Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.
Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
Sometimes I see my ideas in Bobby's eyes.
My favorite movie is actually Love Actually. Oh! There's a sequel.
I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.
Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.
