Andy Torres Quotes (Page 5)
Season 1, Episode 9: "Here Comes My Girl"
Ellie: Why are your boyfriends acting so weird?
Andy: First of all, only Bobby is my boyfiend and they're not acting weird.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "I Won't Back Down"
[Andy and Ellie watching their sex tape]
Andy: Is my back really that hairy?
Ellie: Yes
Andy: Is this in slow motion?
Ellie: No
Andy: Can we just erase this?
Ellie: Yes
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Don't Do Me Like That"
Andy [to Bobby]: We get along so well, our sons should hang out
Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Into the Great Wide Open"
Grayson: Whoa, Andy, what's up?
Andy: I brought over pizza and beer.
Grayson: Why?
Andy: You know... I'm not sure.
Grayson: Okay, well, I have to go open up my restaurant, so...
Andy: I can't go home yet. They'll just make me come back.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 46