Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSAndy Torres Quotes
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Andy [to Bobby]: We get along so well, our sons should hang out
Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!