Angela: Booth must be cute with his grandpa, huh?
Brennan: His grandfather calls him shrimp. Booth seems to like it, which I don't understand.
Angela: Well, it's because it makes him feel loved, like when he actually was a shrimp.
Brennan: So the moniker is a sign of affection?
Angela: Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?
Brennan: Oh, no, just what Booth calls me; just Bones.

Angela: Was Booth upset?
Brennan: Yes, I don't know why.
Angela: Brennan, this could screw up the natural order of things. And Booth wishes that you were going out with him.
Brennan: I drink with him all the time. But with Andrew, there's the potential for sex.
Angela: And not with Booth?

Sweets: Karloff was a genius. You could feel the mummy's pain, you know?
Angela: He was dead Sweets. He felt no pain.
Sweets: Emotional pain. That never dies.
Angela: Cheery thought. Thank you.

Hodgings: We're going down the rabbit hole here people. The CIA has no problem silencing people that poke around in their business.
Angela: I hate to break it to you Jack but -- you're the guy who studies bugs, slime, and poop. It's hardly assassination worthy.
Hodgins: Hey, a lot of people would like to see me dead.
Angela: I'm not gonna touch that one.

Hodgins: There was, more than a grain of truth in those Bond films.
Angela: Pussy Galore? That's never gonna happen.
Wendell: Well, we can always hope.

Angela: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher ... and his discount sperm?
Brennan: No, Booth has a bigger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.
Angela: So, it's because Booth is hot?

I was turned on by tiger urine?

Angela: (about Hodgins) He does have a teriffic ass.
Brennan: Perhaps that's why you're always making him leave.

Angela: Hey Dr. Oldhouse. I wasn't wrong about Clark, was I? He's, tightly wound but-
Nora Oldhouse: Dynamite, Ms. Montenegro. A briefcase bomb.
Angela: That's what I thought.

Angela: So let me get this straight: To be together, then it has to be all about the future.
Hogdins: Yeah.
Angela: So, this, right now, this is together?
Hogdins: It was a moment. A great moment. But, all great moments are passed.

Bones Quotes

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Brennan

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones