You want me to use my position as his wife to manipulate him into compliance.

You just grew a human. Someone should be throwing you a parade!

Oh my God, terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take over the United States.

Angela: Maybe we should just take a ride on a bumpy road...
Wendel: How's that any different from sex?

That's what you call a contract you rotten old bat! I call it a fireball of pain!

Angela: GET THE CAR!!!
Hodgins: Where the heck are my keys?!

Brennan: I'm here Ange.
Angela: I know you are sweety, that's why I love you.
Brennan: No, I mean I'm here at the diner.
Angela: Oh, Of course you are.

Angela: One of these days I'm sure the Guiness people are going to come measure me.
Hodgins: You look beautiful.
Angela: Yeah, for a water buffalo.

Booth: I feel like I'm chasing a ghost.
Angela: Just make sure it's not your own.

Other than feeling like the Hindenburg, I'm peachy.

They were just Braxton-Hicks contractions, I'm okay

Hannah: I-I can't imagine going from being a woman to being a mom.
Booth: When Parker was born, everything changed in my life, everything.
Hodgins: Like what?
Angela: Everything. Everything means everything.

Bones Quotes

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones