Annie Edison Quotes
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
I'll see you on the other side inspector, wherever that is.
Abed: Running scenarios? Careful now, you're starting to sound like Abed.
Annie: So I probably shouldn't say things like star wards, zardas, cougartown cool cool cool pop culture pop culture, I'm on a tvshow
Annie: You don't have a patent on being a control freak Abed.
Abed: I sorta do.
She's whipped by an imaginary douche!
Kim: You're really mean.
Annie: Put it in a letter, Jane Austen!
Annie: The "Webster's Dictionary defines" intro is The Jim Belushi of speech openings: it accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps on using it, and no one knows why.
Pierce! They're just trying to pander to your demographic's well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
Annie: I'll be at the movies with my Bubby.
Troy: You're not taking both of them?
Annie: Well one's dead.
Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!
I'm a werewolf who feeds on selfish vampires!
She ripped into his torso like a gerbil shredding a Quaker Oats box!