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Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?

That was a game. This is paintball.

Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

Jeff: Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie: Well if I see one, I won't.

I don't want to die in a place like this. People shouldn't die in the same place as People magazines do.

Annie: We know there's no point Jeff, we kinda just felt like feeling it.
Shirley: Yeah Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh - sorry Abed!

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