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Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?

I'm only taking this because I'm a little worried about making rent and they told me the procedure for selling eggs takes three weeks.

Jeff: How old is he again?
Annie: 30-something I guess. He has a land-line and uses the world album.

I'm not a relaxed person Britta. I think ahead. I prepare. I don't improvise my life like Caroline Decker, who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.

Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.

Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget daycare.

Abed: I'm like Robocop.
Annie: Yes. Cherise is a bad rowboat. Sink her.

They can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so.

He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.

Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?

Britta: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it.
Annie: If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.

I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anything for that.

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Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!

Annie