Popular Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes
High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!
This was no boating accident.
Spoiler alert, Heisenberg. It doesn't end well for you.
Tony: Who would even want to steal Arnett's body.
Abby: Thank God Burns isn't around to put it in his blog.
Tony: Someone else will fill the void.
Tony: Want to take a ride, Vera?
Vera: Bite me.
McGee: She doesn't want to wear a costume.
Tony: What? Are you insane? For the love of all that is holy, probie - let's get with the program. Abby takes this holiday very seriously. You deviate from the plan, you pay the consequences. Tell her, McGee.
McGee: Halloween 2007, I told Abby I didn't want to carve a pumpkin.
Tony: He's still waiting for the other one to descend.
Tony DiNozzo: Shabbat dinner?
Ziva David: It is Friday night. But I have no idea what or who you're talking about.
Tony DiNozzo: Just tell him Agent Meatball says "hi".
Tony: Maybe that's why we never see Jake. Maybe she ate him.
Bishop: Or maybe he's just busy.
Tony: Or maybe you had him with fava beans, and a nice Chianti
[to Ben Franklin] A penny saved is a penny earned.
McGee: What are you doing? I'm not the sidekick.
Tony: I'm the boss when Gibbs isn't here.
Gibbs: Gibbs is here.
Tony: He's got another one.
McGee: Well, that's great, but without cell's numbers, we can't track it." Tony: THINK, McSidekick! Use the leading man! Harness those powers!
McGee: It was an unregistered phone. It was pricey for a cop.
Gibbs: Shelley got it from a bust.
Sarah: The Calling began as part of the group I joined in Syria, but it became something else.
Sarah: A faction eager to bring chaos. They pushed our religious doctrine aside. They're rooted in nothing but the desire to reject authority and paralyze the system.
Bishop: Misguided youth.
Sarah: The faction broke off and moved its followers to Iraq.
Bishop: And now they're everywhere.