Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes
Season 8, Episode 11: "Ships in the Night"
Doug: Stop talking to me like that.
Tony: Stop lying to me like that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "Royals & Loyals"
Tony: [to Ziva] Think about it. First you had your little Miami vice, now Prince Albert in a can. Oh, they can't help it. You're just a walking Israeli love machine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: Apologize.
Tony: What for?
Ziva: For being you.
Tony: Sweetheart, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I'd be loaded.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Short Fuse"
Dempsey: Who's he?
Tony: Public affairs officer.
Dempsey: You brought your publicist to a bomb threat?
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: Who's the new face of NCIS? You're lookin' at it, McEnvy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "Spider and the Fly"
Tony: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That's the real crime.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Moonlighting"
Tony: You need some lady advice.
Tim: I'd rather get a lap dance from a nun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Jurisdiction"
Tony: Davy Jones. Used to sing with The Monkees.
Ziva: Real monkeys?"
Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Tony: This was no boating accident.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 15: "Jack Knife"
DiNozzo: We got nothing.
Tobias: I don't like the sound of that.
DiNozzo: [way more enthusiastically] WE GOT NOTHIN'!
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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