Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes
Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.
Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
[answers phone] DiNozzo desk.
High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!
Gibbs: Book 'em, Dan-ozzo.
Tony: Nice Hawaii Five-O reference, boss.
Gibbs: The plane's missing.
Tony: It's been Kai-jacked!
Ziva: Did you really just say that?
Tony: I regret it already.
Tony: [after woman fires rifle at the door]: Who do you think you are, Sarah Palin?
Ziva: And what do you know about the American Dream?
Tony: I'm a white male between the ages of 18 and 49 with a gun. I AM the American Dream.
Ziva: For my sanity, can you not call me Probie?
Tony: But I say it with love.
Tony: You seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
Sarah: I'm attracted to men with honor. Dignity. Who serve their country.