Popular April Ludgate Quotes
April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her.
As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, "Hilary Clinton is great!"
Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.
We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.
His nickname around the office is Softypants McHuggable.
I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
My spirit blood is on your hands.
It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!
April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!
To be perfectly honest, Mouserat's music is not my thing. I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.
Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.
