Popular April Ludgate Quotes
I'm April Ludgate Kvorkian.
I'm sorry, is your name Jennifer?
Tyynifer. No, it's Tyynifer with two ys. It used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to re-brand myself. Oh wait, it's Xanax-o'clock.
She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
Tyynifer: You're so awesome right now. You're like a skinny Mother Theresa.
April: It's Dwyane Wade's house. I got the address off the internet. I really hope he's there when she walks in and throws a basketball at her head.
April: Parks can only be reserved for witch covens or slip and slide competitions. Which one are you?
Nadia: Umm, slip and slide competition.
April: Seriously?
I’m going to murder you a thousand times!
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!
Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
