Popular Ari Gold Quotes
Ari: You fucking my assistant?
Vince: No!
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your fuck-buddies. You know that. You know that right?
Ari: You think my assistant's hot?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: I think I'll hit that.
Prepare to enter the poorhouse, you little bitch!
Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Ari: You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Gary Busey: You worked craft service on Lethal Weapon 1 didn't you?
Ari: I certainly did not. I used to represent you. Remember?
Gary Busey: I know you. You are a gut maggot with no guts.
Ari: You're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!
Mrs. Ari: You are such an asshole.
Ari: I'm the asshole that pays for your art lessons and gets celebrities to attend your charity events, and supports your deadbeat brother.
Mrs. Ari: Hey little agent boy, you better be back here for the cake.
Ari: Okay
Ari: Emily! I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward? Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandy!
Emily: Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari: Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily: Are you joking? He's your old assistant.
Ari: I have many old assistants.
Emily: All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jared.
Ari: Ah - my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari: That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Mrs. Ari: Where are you going?
Ari: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant.
I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.
