Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

People leave, people die. That’s the only sure thing there is in this world.

Mike