Hanna: Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and I'm running out fingers.
Aria: Well, I've got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

Aria: I'm not afraid of Ezra.
Jake: Maybe you should be.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison