Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.


If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.