Hanna: Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and I'm running out fingers.
Aria: Well, I've got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Was Mona here to poop or snoop?

Aria: I'm not afraid of Ezra.
Jake: Maybe you should be.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: How weird was that lunch?
Aria: On a scale of 1-10, I'd say 11.

Don't think that was a love dunk.

Spencer