Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna