Guys, don't fight in the crypt.

All we've got are these twenty pound hats.

Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.

Cece

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison