Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Artie Abrams Quotes
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?
Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
I really want to give you a standing ovation.
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.
