Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Artie Abrams Quotes
Artie: I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don't take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to have a relationship that lasts longer than a couple weeks.
Brittany: Why would I take that personally?
Artie: You and I dated.
Brittany: We did?
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.
Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.
If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.
We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.
He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
Marley: If it's alright, I'd like to sing one last Britney song.
Artie: Did that come out this morning, 'cause we scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel.
Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.
