Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Artie Abrams Quotes
Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.
Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.
Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?
Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.
Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.