Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Artie Abrams Quotes
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...
Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.
You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.
The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
