Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Artie Abrams Quotes
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.
I really want to give you a standing ovation.
He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.
As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.
Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.
It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.
We sing and that's all we ever do.
Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?
Moving on, what rhymes with Pre-industrial European deforestation?
