Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.