Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.