Artie Abrams Quotes
Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.
They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.
I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.
I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.
We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.
Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?