Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.

They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.