Artie Abrams Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 4: "Duets"
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany"
Artie: Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Audition"
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "Funk"
Artie: They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 19: "Dream On"
Artie: I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 17: "Bad Reputation"
Artie: We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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