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Season 8, Episode 17: "The Ashtray"

Ted: Oh boy that was a crazy story.
Barney: Oh boy, yeah I remember.
Ted: You weren't there.
Barney: Ted, bubala, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 8, Episode 16: "Bad Crazy"

Barney: Crazy girls are crazy, because they're crazy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Cray Cray gotta go bye bye, before you get stabbed stabbed.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 8, Episode 14: "Ring Up"

Barney: I need you to proxy bang this girl for me. Be my stand in and put your gland in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8, Episode 13: "Band or DJ"

Barney: Oh no! Fluffernutter peed all over my pants!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8, Episode 11: "The Final Page, Part One"

Barney: You un-jinxed me! I'm free! If the bison on the nickel could hear you talk about them they would diminish their population even further on purpose, if Lily wants a big weiner in her mouth she's got my number and I'm sorry that you took the rap for all the farting on the ride up here, that was me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Marshall, I'm a grown ass man. I'm on my building's co-op board. When I say a pinot noir tastes luxuriously earthy with a hint of rhubarb? I'm not faking it.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 8, Episode 10: "The Over-Correction"