Popular Ben Wyatt Quotes
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.
They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good.
April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
Leslie: Oh my God. What are you doing?
Ben: Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.
Leslie: Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.
Ben: Leslie Knope, will you---
Leslie: YES!
Ben: Marry me?
Leslie: Oh yeah, yeah!
Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.
If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together.
Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!
I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.
Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
