Popular Ben Wyatt Quotes
Ben: Should we talk about how you claimed your mom was a Filipino woman you've never met.

Leslie: Should we?
Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.

Ben: What?
[To Leslie] Your Mom, kind of made a pass at me.
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.
Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.

Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Leslie: Really?
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Tom: Leslie, I've got this. You listen to me Lindsey Carlisle-Shea! Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your Escalade, and if you've got any job openings maybe you should let me know about them.
Ben: C'mon, man-
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton. Because I am! So, here's what you can do, lady. Take this resume, and shove it in your human resources box.
Andy: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yea, shove it there!
I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.
Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.
Is she gonna powder her vagina?
The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?
