Sammy: So was it blondie last night or her more homely friend.
Ben: Both.

Let me tell you, her downward dog is amazing.

I even got my Costco card. You can't get more all in than that.

Who wants to go to jail? Who wants to go home?

Is the divorcee make over officially underway?

Sooner or later the streets are going to eat you.

Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It's the Super Snake of cop cars.

Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.

Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.

Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.

What do you think I am, the King of LA. I just can't make things disappear.

Southland Quotes

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman