Bernadette Quotes (Page 5)
Season 5, Episode 17: "The Rothman Disintegration"
Penny: It's kind of heavy
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"
Howard: Why don't I talk to him about it in May?
Bernadette: In May, you're gonna be on the International Space Station.
Howard: They got a phone.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him, don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or, creepy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Recombination Hypothesis"
Bernadette: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.
Howard: Why not?
Bernadette: I'm a very vengeful person.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: With access to weaponized smallpox.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bernadette: Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up and I'm his sexy cardiologist. And the naughty part is I'm not in his HMO network.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Bernadette: It's okay, I serve soup to poor people.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend; she has a Sheldon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And, roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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