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Amy: I feel like I'm in high school again.
Bernadette: Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework, so she'll like us.
Amy: I know. It's finally working.

Howard: Two weeks ago I was an astronaut.
Bernadette: Yeah, well, now you're a Smurf. Keep walking.

No, if I'm there alone, people might think I'm just a really short person from Avatar.

Uh oh, is someone a little blue?

Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.

Bernadette's father: Here ya go.
Bernadette: Here ya go? What am I? A football?
Bernadette's father: Like that guy could catch a football.

Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?

You lied to me. You said you told me about all the girls you've been with, but you never mentioned your cousin, the prostitute or Raj!

Raj: You know, we're not that far from my apartment. If you stop the car, I could walk from here.
Bernadette: You ain't goin' anywhere, Threeway.

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