I guess it turns out they're not 100 percent effective unless you actually take them out of your purse.

Billie: Look, I know this may sound nuts, but I'm thinking of going home with a guy who may be significantly younger than me, and I just need to know if the situation is empowering or desperate.
Olivia: Is he over 18?
Billie: Yeah.
Olivia: Empowering!

Were you using my grandmother's urn as a water pipe?