Popular Blair Waldorf Quotes
I don't care about dating a prince. I don't care about dating anyone. I just care about you. I really need my friend right now.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Ladies, you can get your tiny brains to rest. Once again the world has proven - anything you can do, I can do better.
Blair: You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming. And burlesque. Find something that you and Reyna both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.
Chuck: Open up and she'll be forced to follow suit.
Blair: And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally and throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.
Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago!
Duchess? I'm so sorry, for what I said about the botox. Your work is flawless.
This party's a complete bust. My whole life's a bust.
Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute?
Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.
Blair: [to Chuck] I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.
Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would you mind?
Chuck: [sniffs Blair] Smells a little like desperation.
I just need to know that, in this misbegotten corner of Manhattan, wealth, ambition, and moral laxity are still alive and well.
Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price.
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