Popular Blair Waldorf Quotes
Blair: I've just stood up in front of everyone that matters in New York society and said I was dating Dan Humphrey. I committed social suicide for you.
Louis: Serena told me you've been having an affair with him.
Blair: She misunderstood. We've been friends. That's all. You have to believe me, you're the only man in my life now. The only man I want there anyway.
Louis: I believe you.
Blair: Turn that off! And leave me alone, Dorota. I've taken to my bed.
Dorota: I thought hearing someone has life worse than yours would help.
Blair: Well your job isn't to think, it's to serve. So if I need your help I'll ring the bell.
Serena: Blair? What is going on?
Blair: This is Amanda. She'll be joining us for lunch.
Serena: Blair.
Blair: It's for your own good, S. They were going to lunch together. Lunch! As in the meal before dating? Is that what you want, S?
Blair: What took you so long?
Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
Blair: I had a horrible fight with my mother. I tried to be Indra Nooyi. And while I admit that choice might have been a bit random, the other choice was to be my mother. And I didn't want that.
Dan: Why not? You care about fashion more than most people care about, ah, well, anything. you used to send girls home crying from Constance for wearing tights as pants.
Blair: Well, somebody had to. It was for the greater good. Just like my suggestion that you take off that tie and shove it in your pocket right now.
Dan: You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair. Why deny that just because it's what your mother does? And by the way, this tie was my grandfather's.
Blair: If only he'd been buried in it.
This isn't about work or time, Dorota. It's about the truth. Something happened recently that revealed my future and I've been hiding ever since 'cause I don't want to deal with it.
Dan: Just one kiss. And then we can know without a doubt.
Blair: I suppose that would work. One kiss. That's that.
Dan: One kiss and that's that. So?
Blair: So. Oh for crying out loud, Humphrey!
Gossip Girl: XOXO —Gossip Girl
I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to show up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
Chuck: Apparently rules are there to be broken. We CAN have it all.
Blair: No. You can.
Blair: So you hook her, gut her emotionally and then throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.
I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.
