Dan: Blair, we need to talk. Mind if I take over from here?
Simon Doonan: Not at all.
Blair: Well I mind. Humphreys are not escort material.

Forget what your mother wants, Charlie. It's your life. What do you want?

Charlie: I feel a little like Alice in Wonderland.
Blair: Manhattan will do that to a girl. You'll be happy to know, it never wears off.

Blair: Excuse me. I'm Blair Waldorf. Where should I report for hair and makeup?
Joanna: Oh. I was told you wouldn't be participating.
Blair: And now you're being told differently. Keep up.

Blair: Mention that name and you'll be exiled and forced to work in someplace terrible. Like the Upper West Side! And you know what happens to housekeepers there.
Dorota: Zabar Zombies.

Blair: I can't face the press if I've just heard unsettling news. I need to look like Grace Kelly, not Grace Cottington.
Dan: I have to manage some business of my own, but go do your interview. I'll meet you back at your apartment.
Blair: That is much more civilized. Unlike your hair, Humphrey. You look like a muppet.

The results of this test could alter the course of my life. You want me to face that in front of pigeons and street vendors?

You're back! I thought I'd lost you to the land of pole-dancing classes and gluten-free foods.

Blair: Go away! I'm preparing for my interview with Hello magazine.
Dorota: But doctor office call again. They have test results.
Blair: Hang up or I'll tell the reporter you're undocumented.

Blair: What if i lose everything?
Dan: You'll still have me.

Dorota: Saltines only thing I eat for months with Ana.
Blair: It's not the same. Your people were bred to work through these conditions and give birth in a field.
Dorota: No fields in Krakow. And I have birthing suite in Lenox Hill.

Dorota: You are pregnant, too! We are like sisters now!
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: ... Cousins.
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: Distant cousins.

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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