Gossip Girl

Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 4)

Blair: What are you doing here? Our treaty of 2010 clearly states the duck pond is my domain. {Monkey whines at her} Don't try to fool me with your puppy dog eyes.
Chuck: I apologize for the intrusion, but your web-winged friend here waddled into the dog park and was about to become a labrador's lunch.
Blair: And out of the goodness of your heart you came to his rescue.
Chuck: I like Duck a l'Orange as much as the next person, but it seemed cruel to let the poor creature suffer.
Blair: Especially in front of a photographer. What a lucky duck.
Chuck: I've imposed on your domain long enough already. If you'll excuse me, Monkey needs his constitutional.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Grab the bread. Not even Chuck's media mind games could disrupt the calm I feel off feeding the ducks. Besides, you could use the exercise.
Dorota: I'm pregnant too, remember?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again.
Blair: When Chuck's in them they're all nightmares.
Dorota: What he do now?
Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him even more chilling. That fake apology of his has permeated my subconscious and haunts me even when I sleep.
Dorota: Apology not seem so fake to me.
Blair: That's because English is your second language!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I hope never giving up on people isn't going to be my downfall.
Chuck: That's why you're going to be an amazing mother. You're always there for the people you love. Even when they don't deserve it.
Blair: You know that's never going to change.
Chuck: It's okay if it has to. Starting tonight I'm going to take care of myself.
Blair: Is that all?
Chuck: Yeah.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I'm sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. I'm sorry for treating you like property. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew I did. Most of all I'm sorry I gave up on us when you never did.
Blair: Thank you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Blair: Then what are you here to apologize for?
Chuck: Everything else.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Blair: What are you doing here? I don't have the energy to rehash tonight's hysterics. I think you should leave.
Chuck: I'm not here to apologize about what happened tonight.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Louis: The paternity test showed me that some part of you thought you might still have a choice to make, and I needed you to see that Chuck would always be the wrong one.
Blair: Louis, I don't now how many more times I can say this, but Chuck and I can never work.
Louis: You know that for certain?
Blair: I do. So does he. And so should you. Chuck destroys everything and everybody in his life. And he'll never change. But what's scaring me is that you're changing into him.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Louis: How was your day?
Blair: Just what I needed. Old habits die hard.
Louis: If they die at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Dressing me for my wedding day means attending to my every need, no matter how big or small. Adjust for reception! Cinch that train! Penelope! She has to pee!
Dorota: Where secret wedding location?!
Penelope: We don't know!
Dorota: Who designed Miss Blair dress?!
Jessica: We can't tell you that!
Blair: Good one Jessica. Now block that baby bump!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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