Blair Waldorf Quotes
Serena: When Georgina left town she gave me her laptop and it had a direct link to the Gossip Girl server, passwords, the software, everything.
Blair: S, you had me at Georgina, but I can't believe it. Why didn't you tell me?
Serena: I don't know. I felt like it was something I had to keep secret from everyone. I mean, my best friend even. I know it was wrong and I'm so sorry.
Blair: I mean I could have helped. Sealing fates, forging destinies. Like an imperious Greek goddess. Imposing her will on the guileless masses. But I was wondering why Gossip Girl was being so nice to me lately. And a little off her game. No offense.
Serena: So you're not mad?
Blair: I am furious with you! For not sharing your good fortune and omnipotence. But right now I have to go replace my mother's La Mer before she returns from Paris and discovers I've used it all.
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Blair: I mean the most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential. Wait. What did you think I was going to say?
Serena: Ah... I mean, it's not important. Nowhere near as important as Dan and Italy and his trust issues. We should get coffee and you should tell me more about it.
Blair: Wait. Okay, using a very generous grading curve and rounding upâ€”because I like your outfitâ€”that lie was a C+ at best. What is going on?
Serena: Something I've been wanting to talk to you about for awhile now. I've been posting on Gossip Girl as Gossip Girl. For a couple of months now.
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Blair: Guess what I found out this morning?
Serena: B, I know what you're going to say. But first I really want to tell youâ€”
Blair: Dan turned down the opportunity to spend the summer in Rome with the world's literary luminaries. And do you know why? Because he's scared of leaving me here with Chuck. Can you believe it?
Serena: Sort of.
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Blair: That was your agent. She wants you to reconsider the program in Rome. Which is odd, because you told me they went with someone else.
Dan: Ah, well, yesterday when you ended up with Chuck I was a little nervous about leaving for the whole summer. And I know you told me there were other people there and it was not romantic, but... come on. It's Chuck.
Blair: So you lied to me.
Dan: I figured you would just think I was some jealous freak if I told the truth.
Blair: Well maybe because you are. But you don't have to be. You have nothing to worry about. Take the offer. It's an amazing opportunity and I would never stand in the way of it.
Dan: It means the entire summer apart.
Blair: But it's not like I can't come visit. Rome is just two glasses of chardonnay away.
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You've fought for me all year. I've come to fight for you.
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Eleanor: That is your third sigh since the seventh arrondissement. Are you having regrets leaving without speaking to Serena?
Blair: Not at all. Those are "I love Paris" sighs.
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Chuck: The only reason Waldorf Designs has a future is because I gave mine up for it. My father was right. I always put you first. And you bet against me every time. And now I have nothing.
Blair: You have me.
Chuck: That's not enough. I need a future.
Blair: Then let me be part of it.
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Blair: I'm sorry.
Chuck: I don't need your pity.
Blair: I'm not here because I pity you. I'm here because it's time I was honest with you. I love you. I'm in love with you. I have tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can't. And I don't want to anymore.
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Thanks Mom. I've made my choice. I know who I need to be with. I'm on my way to tell him now.
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I'm vulnerable. He's devastated me, but he's also made me happier than I've ever been. I just don't know which kind of love is better.
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Chuck: What are you doing here?
Blair: I came to check on you. Gossip Girl's been putting a bunch of stuff up and I wanted to make sure that you weren't hurtâ€”
Chuck: Why would I be hurt about something that was in your diary a year ago? We've been through so much since then. talked about everything, made amends. Or is there some other reason you're here? Maybe to tell me you and Dan broke up?
Blair: No. We haven't.
Chuck: I can't play this game anymore, Blair. I spent a whole year waiting for you. I need to move forward.
Blair: No, you're right.
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Blair: "I'll never love Chuck again after what he did tonight. He's a monster. He deserves to be alone forever." I was waiting for that one. You happy now? Now that I'm as alone as you are?
Serena: I'm only alone because of you. You had your prince and you had Chuck. You didn't need to take Dan too.
Blair: I didn't take Dan. That's not how relationships work. You would know that if you'd grown up at all since high school.
Serena: Oh come on, Blair. You're the one that can't move on. You're still in love with Chuck and you still won't admit it.
Blair: Get out! I mean it. I want you gone for good. Pack your things.
Serena: You can't hold me responsible for everything bad in your life.
Blair: I can. Because you are. The best time I ever had was when you were gone six years ago. Leave your key with Dorota.
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