Bobby Cobb Quotes
Season 4, Episode 15: "Have Love Will Travel"
Bobby: Holy banjo, check out boob mountain.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "You Tell Me"
Bobby: Well come on Mando, you're married Ellie. You're a seasoned crazy bitch whisperer. No offense.
Laurie: You know, he once bitch whispered me down from choking out a lady from using the handicap stall. Turns out she was handicapped, but, like, barely.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Make It Better"
Bobby: Man, it's like watching your kid die in battle.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 3: "Between Two Worlds"
Bobby's AA Sponsor: You're drinking?
Bobby: Well it is four.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "I Need to Know"
Jules: Do her nipples look like mine?
Grayson: No.
Bobby: Yeah.
Bobby: Well, I got a hold of them before Trav did.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 11: "Down South"
Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Money Becomes King"
Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "A One Story Town"
Bobby: You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Bobby: I don't get this timezone crap. How can it be one time here and then another time at home. This isn't Star Trek.
Ellie: I wonder what you're doing in Florida right now.
• Rating: Unrated
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