Bobby Cobb Quotes
Season 3, Episode 11: "Down South"
Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Money Becomes King"
Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "A One Story Town"
Bobby: You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Bobby: I don't get this timezone crap. How can it be one time here and then another time at home. This isn't Star Trek.
Ellie: I wonder what you're doing in Florida right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"
Bobby: Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"
Bobby: Just remember. You can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Walls"
Laurie: You have to spend money to make money, right?
Bobby: That's a popular saying, so I believe in it. It's like "Location, Location, Location." I don't know what the hell that means, but man I believe it to the core.
• Rating: Unrated
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