Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.

If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.

This is fun. I feel Japanese.

(to Travis) Off my boat cover girl.

Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

5-4-3 my anger is a purple balloon and I let it go.


I'm just a head on the beach!

Bros before hoes man!

I'd hate to be Debbie Downer, but if I was the only one single - I don't know what I'd do.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: You can't stand to be along for a second can you?
Jules: That is ridiculous
Grayson: So why did you go out with father time?
Jules: Because I am a history buff and I haven't been in a car with only a lap belt in a long time